THE PROBLEM WITH COMPUTERS

The problem with personal computers:
1.  They don't think exactly the way I do. 
2.  They can't anticipate what I really mean. 
3.  They expect me to
     actually input data   
     correctly.
4.  They argue about the best way to do what I 
      want.
5.  They don't play well with friends (i.e. PC vs  
      Mac).
6.  They get nervous and glitch all over the place.
7.  They sulk and go black or blue screen when 
      they get offended.
8.  They present too many options on how to fix 
     themselves when they're ill. 
9.  They eat too much electricity.
10.They might take over the world. SEE: I Robot,
      The Matrix Trilogy.