DOGS

My daughter got a dog recently in spite of all the warnings I gave her about them.

DOGS ARE EVIL!

• They require food and water. 
• They pee and poop wherever the want and you have to clean up after them.
• They lick themselves and then lick you.
• They whine for affection.
• The climb on the furniture. 
• They need to be walked.
• They have to be taken to the vet for shots and checkups.
• You have to give them pills.
• You have to clip their toe nails.
• You have to give them baths.
• You have to pay for grooming or do it yourself.
• They grow old. 
• They die! 

Worst of all they have an insidious way of worming their way into your affections an make you love them.